Crazy animals in da hood

Well I want to tell ya about the junky pigeons and the addicted cats, I know that sound funny and is fuckin' hard to belive, but really this is true, am gonna tell ya what the hell are they doin' to us, cuz in mah hood are too some of this fucked up kind of animals and they're doin' a lot of crazy things if you don't give them weed. The pigeons are comin in our house and force us to give them weed to eat and we must give them weed, else they start to harm us, shit in the room, are makin' a lot of damages, is really crazy to don't feed them with weed. But after they eat the weed they're becomeing so funny, are makin' a lot of tricks, ya know shits like that hahaha, we can play with them, then they're so lovely, but its quite an expensive show. And now about the addicted cats, they are the worse cuz we have to roll for them and on top we have to provide them something to drink too cuz the taste of the weed is bad, but they like to be high, fuckin' addicted cats, I really hate them. If we refuse to provide them this things they start to harm us and as well to destroy our room while they are makein' an infernal noise, you know how they scream, so there's no other choice than to give them what the hell they want. But like the pigeons they are very funny when they're high.
The cherry on top the cake is that I don't know why when someone else is comin' in the room they succeed to go out before they're seen in our room or we can't make them a photo cuz they are really aggressive when are seein' a camera...anyway, this is the story of the crazy animals in mah hood, am sure that you'll laugh of me, but you know that is true, you have this kind of problems too, maybe they aren't pigeons or cats, but they're still some kind of crazy animals. You know that am right, don't I?
See ya I have to prepare for this evening cuz they should come soon...fuck I hate this time of the day! Bye